Adult Blogger: SUGAR MAMAS not breasts to you. They're tits. My husband calls them breasts, my fuck-toys call them tits or some other crude term. And what? You didn't expect such amazing tits on a woman my age? Didn't expect your friend's mom to have a pair of 36D's mounted to her chest? Don't worry, Dan. I'm not that old, and they're not real. My husband bought them for me, but many young men use them," she said as Dan's hand gently resumed its massaging of her left tit. Dan leaned forward and took the ever-lengthening nipple of the right monster into his mouth, sucking gently. "You needn't be so gentle, Dan. Remember, they're fake. If you break one, I'll simply get it fixed. Besides, I'm very, very nipple-sensitive. I like my nipples to be played with roughly."